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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:48

No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Still no good.
What to know about the 2025 U.S. Open, from tee times to TV schedule - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
No go.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
He chose to serve longer in the Army. Now he's saddled with $40,000 in moving costs. - NBC News
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What types of cushioning does Nike use in their running shoes?
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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